“See we all know women are Super Predators whose caustic sarcasm can turn a guy with perfect table manners into a Tyrannosaurus Rex, or worse, she might reduce him into a traumatized ball quivering like jello on the ground as she tears up his Man Card and sentences him to a life of every-Wednesday-is-Sandwich-Night.”
“A society in which you cannot respond with gifs is not a society I want to be part of.”

Overheard at The Washington Post 

Same journalist: “Are you going to edit that for grammar?” 

“A society in which you cannot respond with gifs is not a society I want to be part of.”
— Overheard at The Washington Post

The debate on how to pronounce “gif”

washingtonpost:

Journalist: We are so over that. If someone brought that up to me at a party, I’d be like, “You are so uncool. Where’s the bar?” 

^ aaand we’re having the same debate again today. 

“It was so horrible for me, like a nightmare, when they approached me for the first time to make words about slaughtering innocent people part of my poetry. How could a poet who has very soft feelings for his land and people become a tool to spread terror?”
postvideo:

Casey the schnauzer got so excited by her owner’s homecoming that she fainted. Watch the whole thing here. 

brb rewatching this for forever

postvideo:

Casey the schnauzer got so excited by her owner’s homecoming that she fainted. Watch the whole thing here

brb rewatching this for forever