Perfect.

Journalist 1: There’s only one cupcake left. 

Journalist 2: Perfect. There’s only one of me. 

“Save a spot in my calendar for ‘Cocktails.’”
— Overheard at The Washington Post

Journalist 1: You had a good idea earlier!

Journalist 2: Did I? Are you sure?

Journalist 1: It’s 2014. No more mediocrity.

Journalist 2: That’s the spirit! 

“You people with your apps, man.”
— Overheard at The Washington Post

True love

Journalist 1: Thanks for nothing!

Journalist 2: Any time! 

“Doesn’t that make you just want to wear all white and run through a field of flowers to cleanse your soul?”
— Overheard at The Washington Post

Our newsroom breakroom, the morning after election night. 

Happy Tuesday

Journalist (to computer screen): Stop having problems, people! 

A problem

Journalist: “We have no photos of bananas on our site. Don’t you think we need some photos of bananas on our site?” 

“Ah, the smell of Internet in the morning.”
— Overheard at The Washington Post
“You should keep saying things out loud so I can show how smart I am.”
— Overheard at The Washington Post
“I’m not prepared to deal with the Internet today.”
— Overheard at The Washington Post 
“Things are bustling here. There’s an audible bustle.”
— Overheard at The Washington Post