“Your senioritis is really inconveniencing me.”
— Overheard at The Washington Post
“I think the Tumblr has just become a space for us to share our private shame.”
— Overheard at The Washington Post
“You people with your apps, man.”
— Overheard at The Washington Post
“There’s an important conversation about sandwiches going on here.”
— Overheard at The Washington Post

Don Graham led The Washington Post for decades, as evidenced by the plaque above. Say hi to someone in an elevator today. #tbt

“A watched printer never prints.”
— Overheard at The Washington Post
“I’m so upset I just ate my free bagel! Now I can’t snapchat it!”
— Overheard at The Washington Post
Extra extra! 
“Fancy is a gift.”
— Overheard at The Washington Post (in preparation for this weekend’s White House Correspondents Dinner!) 
“That should be our slogan: “The Washington Post, more interesting than golf.””
— Overheard at The Washington Post