“I’m not always wrong, but when I’m wrong, I’m wrong with conviction.”
“I don’t know if you guys know this, but I’m a huge Mariah Carey fan. Like, I would take off work if she died.”
What do you like most about working at The Washington Post? Why?
“Your senioritis is really inconveniencing me.”
“I think the Tumblr has just become a space for us to share our private shame.”
“You people with your apps, man.”
“There’s an important conversation about sandwiches going on here.”
“A watched printer never prints.”